The Serial:

    (another of the 'unpublished Fiesta letter series)


      “christ I need a wank” muttered collin

      wafting farts with a back issue of Jaynus

      the bed-sit was ten foot by three foot six

      and housed three bachelors of diverse, taste, age and conduct

      It was littered with old football programmes

      the only window was always shut owing to it's being stuck by layer upon layer of gloss paint

      the smell of rancid brown ale pungent chip wrappings and overflowing ash-trays

      fused with the natural secretions of the three into a nauseous corporate

      he's always fucking her on the floor discovered Kevin

      as tiny avalanches of plaster peppered his ice cream

      “Maybe they're having a scrap” said Burt

      the smart one

      and as the mopeds - rasped off to the seaside

      yvonne looked to the trees

      and her stomach turned.”



      LYRICS © JOHN COOPER CLARKE