I WROTE THE SONGS THAT NEARLY MADE

THE BOTTOM LINE OF THE HIT PARADE

ALMOST ANTHEMS, SHOULDA BEEN HITS

SONGS LIKE... PUTTIN' ON THE RITZ

SOME ENCHANTED AFTERNOON

TWENTY-FOUR HOURS TO LEVENSHULME

DANCIN' IN THE DAYLIGHT, SINGIN' IN THE SMOG

YOU AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A HEDGEHOG

SO CLOSE AND YET SO FAR

DO YOU REMEMBER THEY WAY WE ARE

I'D LIKE TO GET YOU ON A SPEEDBOAT TO CHINA

FROM AN IDEA BY GEORGE STEINER

AIN'T NO BLAG - UNCLE'S GOT A BRAND NEW JAG

AIN'T NO SLOUCH - MAMA'S GOT A BRAND NEW COUCH

SHE AIN'T HEAVY, SHE'S MY SISTER

NOT TO LEAVE OUT TWIST AND WHISPER

BRAND NEW LEAPORDSKIN PILLBOX GLOVE

BABY YOU AND ME WE GOT A GREASY KIND OF LOVE

LYRICS © JOHN COOPER CLARKE