DUMB ROW LAUGHS


      no chance in a bank
      so it's driving a tank
      stout as a brick
      thick as a plank
      It's needlework instead of maths
      when the dumb row laughs

      give him a gun
      see 'em go
      where they go is a no-no
      as welcome as a turd in a swimming baths
      the dumb row laughs

      no niggers or yids or wops or nips
      no wogs or kites or krauts or spicks
      no micks or jocks or taffs
      when the dumb row laughs



      LYRICS © JOHN COOPER CLARKE