the windows are frigidaire icebergs

      frozen in prickly heat

      the vanishing cream victims

      are drip-fed amnesia neat

      where the test card melodies warm you

      in powder blue pseudo bel air

      germs and flies alarm you

      they whisper the word expelair

      the eyes of the night sub-zero

      peep through the windows of sleep

      everyone's husband is a hero

      and ghost insurance men creep

      through the valley of the long-lost women

      dreaming under the driers

      eating and sleeping and slimming

      according to what is required

      they walk through three-colour brochures

      depicting palms on aqua-marine

      in the half-built hotels out of focus

      they're mending the vending machines

      where sixty italian love songs

      are sung to a million guitars

      they lick their frozen drinks on sticks

      among the men with important cigars

      numb to the digital numbers

      none two three

      four five six

      lost in a far away rhumba

      where the oil-drums are beaten with sticks

      she left her heart in frisco

      she left her room in a mess

      she left her hat in the disco

      she never left her address

      the diving board springs to assistance

      throws you off from the shore

      telephones ring in the distance

      there are lifts getting stuck between floors

      a truck turns into a cul-de-sac

      springtime turns to ice

      rucksacks turn into hunchbacks

      musclemen turn into mice

      in a painless panorama

      with its perpendicular might

      the women are going bananas

      and disappearing from sight


      ...what do the girls say?



      LYRICS © JOHN COOPER CLARKE