The Isle of Man rx RSM's with purple necks a nose for trouble and kinky sex rejuvenate an old pudenda with a bunch of sticks and a young offender where are the wierdoes, thugs, and louts down in the dungeons dishing it out their politics would recommend a bunch of sticks and a young offender authority its use perverts submission to it always hurts the cops and the church and the house of keys bring back the birch for bums like these LYRICS © JOHN COOOPER CLARKE

Bunch of Twigs in the isle of man there are no louts they're all down the dungeons dishing it out think them tough but tender with a bunch of twigs and a young offender old men with purple necks who tell you sport is better than sex rejuvenare an old pudenda with a bunch of twigs and a young offender sweet little fifteen on a summer hike vandal maimed, vandal spite vandals sent to up above a punishment meted out with love LYRICS © JOHN COOOPER CLARKE