GABERDINE ANGUS

Gaberdine Angus at the magazine rack
 views the situation from the front to the back
  nobody's looking for the man with the mac
   stick it right back in the stack jack

Gaberdine Angus had a mean trick
 had a mean wang - made women sick
  here's one now - go on act the goat
   Gaberdine Angus - open your coat
Why waste words - risk resistance
 when you can climax from a distance
  shock tactics - designed to stun
   Gaberdine Angus - it isn't done
She don't run - she don't scream
 your pink extremity has gone unseen
  she doesn't give the usual nervous cough
   so zip up Angus - then zip off.